i n f i n i t i p l u s e p i c

My mother is fucking hilarious sometimes.

Today we were walking past a hair salon, and I noticed an adorable little emo-ish boy standing behind the reception desk. I pointed him out to my mother, and she asked me if I thought he was gay. I said that I didn’t know. I mean, just because a male…

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bubblesofrinia:
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

palatapus:

ahoitier:

spannikki:

caper-crane:

._.
What have I done.

…Oh.

why

/cries because tumblr

palatapus:

ahoitier:

spannikki:

caper-crane:

._.

What have I done.

…Oh.

why

/cries because tumblr

palatapus:

esabelleryngin:

mediokrek:

beepony:

takingtunnels:

carcinoctopus:

WHOOPS

oh my god

YES

 Pffft.

Teehee!

/snorts unattractively

palatapus:

esabelleryngin:

mediokrek:

beepony:

takingtunnels:

carcinoctopus:

WHOOPS

oh my god

YES

 Pffft.

Teehee!

/snorts unattractively