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nemesismess: The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”Narrated by Samuel...

Sat, 19 May 2012 14:16:45 -0700

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

sugarrush-the-neon-cupcake: convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1 grandpa: what’s...

Sat, 19 May 2012 14:13:30 -0700

sugarrush-the-neon-cupcake:

convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1

grandpa: what’s this hungary james movie that everyone’s talking about
me: no pop, it’s hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn’t be so hungry

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Sat, 19 May 2012 14:09:54 -0700

bionic-bambi: right meow… ._.;

Sat, 19 May 2012 14:07:09 -0700

bionic-bambi:

right meow… ._.;

sugarrush-the-neon-cupcake: This is like..awesomely terrifying....

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:53:18 -0700

sugarrush-the-neon-cupcake:

This is like..awesomely terrifying. I’m probably going to remember this if i ever try to eat cotton candy while on lsd & then my cotton candy is gonna turn into a pomeranian

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Sat, 19 May 2012 13:51:04 -0700

hey, I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number … hey, I just met you

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:50:02 -0700

hey, I just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

…

hey, I just met you

gamzeebro: battlesuit: poisonparfaitparty: WHOOOAAA...

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:47:15 -0700

gamzeebro:

battlesuit:

poisonparfaitparty:

WHOOOAAA SHIIIIIIIIIITTTT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

was going through my video tag and had to reblog this again

Wish this was on youtube

Easier to share then

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Sat, 19 May 2012 13:36:29 -0700

palatapus: sillysinz: ookz: ok.jpg omigod lol xD im gonna go...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:51:23 -0800

palatapus:

sillysinz:

ookz:

ok.jpg

omigod lol xD

im gonna go have a pokemon battle with cleverbot now

Cleverbot can be REALLY COOL sometimes

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Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:30:27 -0800

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Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:02:46 -0800

Memoirs of A Flibbertigibbet: ...Neither Do They.

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:01:26 -0800

Memoirs of A Flibbertigibbet: ...Neither Do They. :

My mother is fucking hilarious sometimes.

Today we were walking past a hair salon, and I noticed an adorable little emo-ish boy standing behind the reception desk. I pointed him out to my mother, and she asked me if I thought he was gay. I said that I didn’t know. I mean, just because a male…

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Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:33:12 -0800

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Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:05:25 -0800

the-absolute-funniest-posts: bubblesofrinia: -Sir, we’ve found...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:38:06 -0800

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

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Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:34:33 -0800

#the swag boys of BBC

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:11:46 -0800

#the swag boys of BBC

palatapus: ahoitier: spannikki: caper-crane: ._. What have I...

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:44:24 -0800

palatapus:

ahoitier:

spannikki:

caper-crane:

._.

What have I done.

…Oh.

why

/cries because tumblr

palatapus: esabelleryngin: mediokrek: beepony: takingtunnels:...

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:43:30 -0800

palatapus:

esabelleryngin:

mediokrek:

beepony:

takingtunnels:

carcinoctopus:

WHOOPS

oh my god

YES

Pffft.

Teehee!

/snorts unattractively